In these challenging economic times, many across this land have turned to strong drink in an effort to cope with life's difficulties. At Drug of Choice Brand Coffee, we applaud this development. But please keep in mind the immortal words of our illustrious founder, J. Perkins Brewster III: "if you must drink heavily, at least drink Drug of Choice Brand Coffees." Do you have an important job interview tomorrow? Begin your day with Morning Bolus, perhaps followed by a bowl of Columbian Cornflakes (hold the corn). Remember, "Coffee is good medicine."